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So you would think that since I have been a mom for almost 9 years now that I would have learned that silence is NEVER a good thing especially when the child is nowhere to be found. Lately Paige has been fond of finding some devious thing to do or get into and she goes into her room and closes the door. So I now know that if I am not sure of Paige's where abouts and there is a strange silence AND her bedroom door is shut...be scared...be very, very scared.

So I came across this teddy bear homicide the other day after Paige figured out that if she could get her little fingers in between the stitching then she could probably disembowel the poor bear.

She showed no shame or remorse for that one...
Next Day...
I found the child covered head to toe in baby powder. Again, in her room, again, with the door shut.
Its a good thing I can't live without her because some days I am not sure I can live WITH her!
Silly girl...